by flyawaysms January 8, 2011
Salt lake city is a huge city that is full of weird rude people. Alot of bums and bad roads. A place where the streets dont have names but instead go by numbers followed by north south east west. It takes forever to get from one place to the next..The night life there sucks ass. Utah sucks
by Spags005 April 12, 2008
Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
Someone who has no life and who is so socially retarded they say "LOL" "ROFL" and "LMAO" while speaking to someone in real life.
"LOL joe, fatwhoregirl69 really did say that and i LMAO.."
"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."
"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."
by PT Branum June 2, 2004
Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.
by HAZ4RD December 29, 2009
A sexual act preformed in group sex. This occurs when the male directs multiple women to lay on top of each other so he can proceed to have 'doggie-style' sex with them with minimal transitional effort. The reasoning for including 'Salt Lake City' in the name of the act is mainly because, Salt Lake City, UT has a Mormon population of roughly 60%, thus explaining the polygamy joke.
Alex: Did you ever end out seeing Semen Sippers 5?
Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
by ckboarder May 7, 2009
Salt Lake City is the capitol and largest city in Utah. While famous as the headquarters of the LDS church, Salt Lake is only about 40% mormon.
Salt Lake is one of the few liberal/democratic areas in the predominantly republican state.
Salt Lake is close to the mountains, so the area has great recreation. Many residents ski, snowboard, hike, etc.
I really enjoyed living in Salt Lake. Its a beautiful city with great people. There is always something going on, like free concerts, or drum circles, or festivals. Plus, they have a really nice transportation system, so its easy to get around, even if you dont have a car.
Salt Lake is one of the few liberal/democratic areas in the predominantly republican state.
Salt Lake is close to the mountains, so the area has great recreation. Many residents ski, snowboard, hike, etc.
I really enjoyed living in Salt Lake. Its a beautiful city with great people. There is always something going on, like free concerts, or drum circles, or festivals. Plus, they have a really nice transportation system, so its easy to get around, even if you dont have a car.
by Jess256 January 27, 2009