the sweetest, funniest, smartest girl ever. she will make you laugh and make your whole day seem brighter and happier with just one smile. she is very loyal and will do anything to make someone feel better. she is a very busy girl who tries hard to keep up with her life and be obligated to everything. she tries her best to make room for her schedule for everyone but knows how hard it can be when there are strict rules that she must follow. she can be quite a rebel and can be real freaky when she wants to (wink wink ;))) ) If you ever fall in love with a salena, remember that she loves you and dont ever let her go even though times may get rough for both of you.
by broskiinthebag100 October 8, 2019
Get the salena mug.WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011
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To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
Get the Cooked your own spleen mug.A girl who cares about one person more then herself.Once she commits to you she will literally do anything to you.But don't mistake her for a weak person because if you fuck her over she won't hesitate I cut you off.You must be very special to her if she gives you a second or multiple chances.If you have yourself a Saleena do not let her go.Shes a ride or die and when she says she loves you she means it.
by Se leva March 14, 2017
Get the Saleena mug.Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.
Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.
by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014
Get the Canibais Salientes mug.Shaleen is often perceived as cool, easygoing and he’s a great conversationalist. He’s a real passionate person. If he wants something, he’ll set his mind to it. This man will want to finish all the projects he involves himself in. He understands the intentions of many people so it’s not easy to fool him. His awareness and communication skills make him an engaging and charming person. He’s a realistic type of guy who is humble with his achievements. Though he tends to be quite sociable, deep down he’s a sensitive and loving soul who values his family and those close to him. Overall, he’s the type of person you want to always be around because of his quirky sense of humour and his warm heart.
Shaleen is my favourite person on the planet!
by sunshinesaraisanegg January 20, 2021
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Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
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Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN
by Viking Nipples October 18, 2012
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