A perfect human who doesn't admit she is. She is very smart and talented and she has amazing friends by her side she is a very lucky person
by Daddy Joshua December 1, 2018
Get the Mariah salazarmug. A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.
by Peter J. Pitchess August 11, 2010
Get the Salazar Rocketmug. A nigga sippin whiskey at 5 o'clock in the morning, while wearing nike slippers and shades on like it ain't already dark.
by Twan Da Fool December 12, 2019
Get the Sippin Salazarmug. by yenddlsoidir January 26, 2017
Get the sydney salazarmug. by Bruhbruh1242 June 28, 2020
Get the Alec Salazarmug. Hot woman, also known as "knee knee". Played a fork in beauty and the beast twice, wrote a song about a rose that made her annoying boyfriens mad, closeted lesbian, secretly in love with Gina Porter.
by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021
Get the nini salazar-robertsmug. by R168 January 24, 2017
Get the arturo salazar elementary schoolmug.