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sacrificial urinal 

A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings
Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?

Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."

Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"

Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
sacrificial urinal by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009
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Back Sacrificing 

Having to be the one to always lean over the center conceal of the inside of a car to show affection to a female.
Yo, mike that girl had me back sacrificing last night in her Caddy, now I got a torn lumbar!
Back Sacrificing by The Notebook November 1, 2005

Sacrificial Ice Cube 

The ice cube that falls on the floor when attempting to get ice cubes from the ice cube tray
The sacrificial ice cube slid under the stove
Sacrificial Ice Cube by Bubba_Joe December 8, 2022

Sacrificial lamb

a phrase used to describe a person or object used to be sacrificed or as a decoy in order for a greater thing to be done
syn. bait, decoy, loser,
Beth was the "Sacrificial lamb" I needed to win the game.
We used a "Sacrificial lamb" of empty ammo in or to get around the enemy.
We need a Sacrificial lamb to distract the enemy enough for us to capture the flag
Sacrificial lamb by shamrockleo February 3, 2009

sacrificial sock 

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.
sacrificial sock by kooks November 5, 2013

Sacrificial Liar

A sacrificial liar is a person who is in love with being guilty and acts as such despite being innocent, only to clear their name when they are actually guilty because everyone is used to them acting the way that they do

They “sacrifice” their innocence in the begging of whatever they may want to lie about

Sometimes it is unintentional, however it has been found that some do enjoy controlling how they fool deceive others

Sacrificial liars are mostly abundant in games where deception is crucial
“It can’t be hero! He always acts like this!!”
Are you sure? Because hero is a sacrificial liar.”
Sacrificial Liar by Tired Batata November 18, 2020

sacrificialscapegoat 

SacrificialScapeGoat is a mistake and should never have existed.
sacrificialscapegoat by sacr2243 November 2, 2022