sympathy 

when your friend has a fat ass and you feel for them

“Girl, buying pants must be so difficult. I have sympathy for you but I can’t relate because my butt is flat.”

sympathy by thenastya May 8, 2025

Sympathy

I type of emotion often portrayed to cover up relief of not sharing the same fate as the recipient

I feel really sympathy for you Shayla

Sympathy by Larry.Rebel November 20, 2025

Sympathy d'or 

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

Sympathy d'or by LM0710 October 6, 2021

Sympathy Laugh 

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

Sympathy Laugh by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

sympathy seeker 

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

sympathy seeker by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Sympathy Fuck 

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.

Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!

Sympathy Fuck by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013

Sympathy Donuts 

After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.

KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.

Sympathy Donuts by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010