Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

airborne swimmers

Semen spewed forth into open air

When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

West Pool Swimmers

* A division of Stingrays Swimming who swim at the ghetto pool with the tent because we don't have a good aquatic center. But we're ten times cooler because that means the week before spring break we play ANIMAL BALL!!!! We are basically like a family, and spend all of our time together. Everyone, even the other Stingrays, wishes they were a West Pool Kid.

"Are all those swimmers related? No... they're the West Pool Swimmers . duh"

by WEST POOL REPRESENT=) March 23, 2009

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body

A hot guy, whos very fit and swims.
Originates from a hannah montanah episode

A: did u see jack?
B: noo
A: ohh thats too bad hes a hottie lamati with the swimmers body
B: oooh sounds nice. whered you see him?

by fgvhbnvfghbjnkm September 29, 2012

lazy swimmers

Sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.

Jerry has lazy swimmers so I can't get preg

by smehmet1 January 19, 2005