dick sweat

The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.

Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."

by Chipper Jones December 13, 2007

Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh

when mourning over a loved one or significant other

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

by Archbishop_TCO October 15, 2019

Dick Swett

1) Something Trahan loves.
2) Something Trahan needs.

"I love the name Dick Swett." - Trahan
"So you love dick sweat?" - Andy
"Yeah, I love Dick Swett." - Andy

by Randy April 22, 2004

Dick sweat

When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵

EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!

by darci hurt 😔 December 30, 2020

no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

by d-wall March 4, 2009

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023