swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double

Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

Swamp Donkey

It is a prison slang term for females.

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.

by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017