swab

to take a left turn, usually in a car

"Swab a left" or just "swab it"

by Budman March 30, 2005

Swab

a sailor but can also refer to a character S. Wab in the LEAD course. Also means cool.

John Andrews is Swab.

by RhythmicHeart June 2, 2013

Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 5, 2009

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

swab macaw

a well liked sociable white boy

He's so swab macaw. I can't wait to hang out with him!

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu May 10, 2018