When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
Get the Montpelier Strainermug. by johnmillions February 8, 2014
Get the salad strainermug. A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
Get the mexican strainermug. A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.
Sam.... what a strainer face.
Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.
Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.
by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006
Get the strainer facemug. When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 7, 2010
Get the Strainer Fartmug. 
by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022
Get the SOUP STRAINERmug.