Stonks 

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

Stonks by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

Stonks 

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

Stonks by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

Stonks 

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

Stonks by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009

stonks 

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers

he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball

stonks by Rudis May 4, 2006

Stonks 

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones

Mmm yes stonks

Stonks by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019

Stonks 

Stonks

Stonks

Stonks by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 14, 2019

Stonks 

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

Stonks by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020