The unspeaking, unable to function state of someone after taking a shit load of drugs.
Derived from computer lingo. When in Standby mode there is still power but the computer is not functioning. This is similar to the high as fuck brain.
Derived from computer lingo. When in Standby mode there is still power but the computer is not functioning. This is similar to the high as fuck brain.
by Vivalamel February 19, 2019
Get the Standby Mode mug.A man who one is able to fall back on as a last resort; someone who is kept in readiness to serve as a substitute.
Nancy: Hey, why don't you ever go out with So-and-so?
Claire: I don't really like him, I just keep leading him on in case things don't work out with What's-his-name.
Nancy: Oh, so he's your Standby Stan.
Claire: I don't really like him, I just keep leading him on in case things don't work out with What's-his-name.
Nancy: Oh, so he's your Standby Stan.
by signthecontract December 23, 2008
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(noun) A junior enlisted or new private's exceptionally loose female thing that is ready for duty or deployment for sex at a moments notice at the barracks, in the car, at the club, or wherever most convenient. There is no emotional attachment only physical gratification on a moments notice especially during a dry spell. Such person will be a frequent user of multiple social media outlets to obtain much sex from new enlisted personnel.
"Dude, who was the skanky female waiting for you at the end of the day outside the barracks?" "Bro, that was just my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
Get the Standby Ho mug.(noun) A military junior enlisted or private's exceptionally loose female thing that show a readiness for duty or deployment to engage is sexual activity especially with newer military personnel . She is marked by having questionable morals, and can be available on a whim for sex at the barracks, in the car, off-post, at the club, or wherever it may be most convenient. She can be found with several accounts on various social media outlets to be better available. There is no emotional attachment or involvement simply just physical gratification.
"Dude, who was that skanky female waiting outside the barracks for you at the end of the day?" "Bro, that was my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
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by G81 May 5, 2021
Get the Standby Houston mug.When marines are in the midst of being left with out orders, they are therefore told to "standby" Which can be from one minute to an indefinate amount of hours. Leaving the marine to do nothing but sit stare. Which in turn drives marines crazy. Which is followed by crazy ass marines, doing stupid ass shit.
Pfc Smuckatelli: What are we gonna do today?
Pfc D*ckFace: Well, ssgt told us to standby. for god knows how long.
Pfc Smuckatelli: Well you wanna go put on our flaks and practice spartan kicks?
Pfc D*ckFace: Oh fuck ya. ooorah. Thank god for semper standby!
Pfc D*ckFace: Well, ssgt told us to standby. for god knows how long.
Pfc Smuckatelli: Well you wanna go put on our flaks and practice spartan kicks?
Pfc D*ckFace: Oh fuck ya. ooorah. Thank god for semper standby!
by Pfc Poopy February 27, 2009
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Person two: "Every since Kyle broke up with her, she's been on emo standby."
Person one: "Dang. That sucks."
Person two: "Every since Kyle broke up with her, she's been on emo standby."
Person one: "Dang. That sucks."
by Logan CD August 15, 2006
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