John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

The Stamos

A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general

Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!

by Johnny Stamos January 17, 2018

John Stamos

A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.

Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.

by muffinmonk May 30, 2011

John stamos

An action

I just john stamosed him.

by Yodela September 23, 2017

John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019

John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

john stamos

when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.

Wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.

by freddygotfingered October 7, 2009