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squitters

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Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
by Just Joe September 7, 2003
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Squigler

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A complete and total fucking worm or a dumb stupid fucking idiot.

Usually a snowflake.
That squigler is lazier than a cut dog ! ! !
by Mystical creature October 9, 2019
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(n) word used to define an area of the body that was affected by something and you don't know what the medical term is.
OW! Darn baseball hit me right in the squiggleyspooch!
by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006
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squiggely squigglers

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The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.
Sampson: And the Squiggely Squigglers have won their 8234242230932093832498329999844339284398420948242904823423984234984244320948240928429842930898398022398439992890838439820934839829084938239483920834398239829084304928424982420492842420498234230928424092842094284294084092824982348220498342092842098424092842092853098209384980309383059835359836038290288208220984209224908284209482842948209482492304824092842 championship
by gaydos October 25, 2003
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Ant Squirters

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Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.
“Look at her ant squirters
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters
by RT86 May 23, 2018
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Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010
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Squiggler

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One who swerves back and forth while driving their car, making a squiggle formation. Commonly used to describe a shitty driver.
That guy drives so bad. He's such a squiggler
by Squiggles September 4, 2015
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