oliver springs

1. middle of no where, backwoods town full of closed minded rednecks and is a lot like quick sand; once you are stuck in it, the harder you try to get out, the deeper you sink.

2. Dull, unexciting

The only entertaining thing about Oliver Springs is that it has a skating ring that only 8th graders go to.

by Sly April 2, 2005

valley springs

Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.

-Where are you from?
-Valley Springs.
-haven't heard of it...
-Don't worry, no one has.

by mervel March 18, 2011

Burrito Springs

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .

“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”

by The 239 July 30, 2018

Harbor Springs, MI

Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.

"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"

"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"

"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."

by MoMo Grimes April 25, 2013

dripping springs high school

dripping springs high school is basically a trump rally on a daily basis we got red necks, hicks and cousin fuckers just west of austin. you think it wouldn’t be that bad, but you’re very wrong. the other side of people here are wanna be gangsters and all they care about is smokin weed, drinking and what party everyone’s going to this weekend. if you think you’re coming to a chill diverse school you are very wrong there’s about 5 black kids here and every bitch wants to start drama. DON’T MOVE HERE

chris: “i heard dripping springs high school kids will pay $20 for a gram”
blake: “holy shit dude let’s go sell to them”

by whiteclawdaddy April 25, 2020

coral springs charter

An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.

Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?

Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...

Sam: It Is!

Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.

by ScouDaLambZ96 June 20, 2019

Not Springs

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009