sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 10, 2007

Sploot

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.

If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.

by SplootForAll April 13, 2017

Sploot

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.

"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"

by Just north May 10, 2018

sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.

I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman

by EC May 18, 2003

Sploot Jootin

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

by gener October 29, 2003

sploot

Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole

OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf

by The Sploot DOG www.touchofdeath.tk January 27, 2005

Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003