Spaffage

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

Splab

A green spot, dot, or splotch.

Oh no! I got a splab of paint on my pants!

by Peanut123Peanut October 21, 2018

spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Strong Salafi

Alpha Male Muslim. Has 4 wives, a big biceps and high IQ. Refutes deviants on Social Media. Has obtained his vast knowledge through PDFs, YouTube videos and JustPaste.it links.

Did you see how this Strong Salafi ratioed 5 Soy Boy Ikhwaanis with a single dot ? Our mixed group chat still talks about this epic incident.

by StrongSalafi February 1, 2021