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spew

verbal vomit.
to speak about a subject of which you know nothing about and act as if you.
Student: ...and therefore, since the man in the white coat was schizophrenic and was too busy dealing with his psychotic girlfriend whom he invented in his mind to realize what was happening around him, the president had no choice but to shoot him in the jawbone.
Proffesor: So you're trying to tell me that the president shot his brother during the Boston Tea Party?
Student: To my knowledge sir, yes i am
Proffesor: You're spewing out your Anus
by Aryeh Cohen March 30, 2007
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spewing

when someone cannot stop lying to the point where it becomes a disease
Gray: I hooked up with Natasja!
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook
by kentird34 June 28, 2010
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spew

to emit any bodily fluid from any orifice out of ones body..usually quite unexpectedly and forcefully
"dude, i totally spew all over your sister!!"
by t.d.d. December 6, 2003
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spew

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid with considerable force
Mom: You may spew your spunk onto my face. But if I don't like it, you can spew your load onto your gran's face. I'd rather she get a facial than me. But let's just see how it goes, okay son?
Son: Thanks, Mom. Here it comes.
by Koeknut May 16, 2003
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spew

"You were born to worship my cock, and slurp on my knob, and tongue my fucken ballsack, and take my load of spew right in your fucken face!" (Rev. Marty Nation in R. Kern's "Fingered", 1986)
by Fred Rogers May 15, 2003
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spew

To spray semen with tremendous force.
I pulled my shaft from her ass, and hollared "Come here baby, and let me spew it in your eye".
by FrostyNutzz December 16, 2002
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spew

to ejaculate; esp. on buttcheeks, breasts, faces, etc.
I spew big from some good thoat.
by Joseph Momma November 7, 2003
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