Snookie

The smallest most hobbit like person on a team

Northwestern quarterback Dan Persa sure is a dirty little snookie.

by Donie who loved Bowling January 26, 2010

Snookie

A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.

Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.

by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010

snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 April 1, 2010

snookie

Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

Snookie

Snookie is like a cute person who is also sweet and kind

You are my snookie <3

by Scotty Falls December 4, 2019

Snookie

Having your partner slip their pinky into your ass while giving you a blowjob

"I knew that skeezer i met at the bar was a slut, but i never thought we'd end up in the back alley with her giving me a Snookie"

by Pete Yank November 23, 2010

Snookie

A build up of material in a taint/gooch

Dude, I walked out of the shower this morning, and i saw like 5 snookies on the ground. uhh.

by Teh Sexy Beast February 13, 2010