Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

snookie by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

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Snookie is like a cute person who is also sweet and kind

You are my snookie <3

Snookie by Scotty Falls December 4, 2019

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Having your partner slip their pinky into your ass while giving you a blowjob

"I knew that skeezer i met at the bar was a slut, but i never thought we'd end up in the back alley with her giving me a Snookie"

Snookie by Pete Yank November 23, 2010

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A build up of material in a taint/gooch

Dude, I walked out of the shower this morning, and i saw like 5 snookies on the ground. uhh.

Snookie by Teh Sexy Beast February 13, 2010

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