smk

a very large and dangerous street gang located in san mateo CA who spend most of their time fighting drinking and having sex
wow man! im never having a party again... smk took over and impregnated my sister
by huliaan July 25, 2008
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Where you smash your keyboard
Person: why did the chicken cross the road cause it want to go to KFC
Person 2: SMK
by WCG847 February 24, 2021
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SMK-Suck My Kiss
a song by the Red Hot Chili peppers
Your Mouth Was Made To Suck My Kiss.
by John Fru September 05, 2003
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"hey"
"hey, what do you want?"
"smk"
"gladly"
by CHEESEESQUEZZELEMONPEEZEEEE September 26, 2009
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suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.
lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.
by indianlovers1234567890 May 28, 2012
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suck my kne, like that one episode of Naruto where he gets poisoned n some random girl has to suck the poison outta his knee n he gets real turned on but thats off topic. Suck. My. Knee.
I don't wanna pay for your starts bagels bro, just cuz I work there doesn't mean u can freeload. smk.
by whiteobama2020 November 28, 2018
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Smks” is an abbreviation for “Shaking my kidney stones” it is often (rarely) used while texting and as a stupid alternative to saying “Smh” which is an abbreviation for “Shaking my head”.
“Dude im literally smks rn
Ur so stupid smks”
by magesier May 28, 2023
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