by joojoobean April 29, 2010
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Going hard to the paint, balls to the wall. Commonly used as a sports acronym describing someone playing so hard or doing something with reckless abandon for there own well being, they have a high likleyhood of shitting there own pants or getting his intestines blown out of his abs (hernia). This could also be used a verb as in going shamfing on someone's face. Could replace the gay sounding "posterized" in basketball.
Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
Going hard to the paint, balls to the wall. Commonly used as a sports acronym describing someone playing so hard or doing something with reckless abandon for there own well being, they have a high likleyhood of shitting there own pants or getting his intestines blown out of his abs (hernia). This could also be used a verb as in going shamfing on someone's face. Could replace the gay sounding "posterized" in basketball.
Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
Get the Shamf mug.A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."
I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?
by JunkyardECM July 17, 2009
Get the SHTF bag mug.when you wash your hair and your butthole gets some of the shampoo in it and later when you fart it smells like shampoo
i was soo nervous when i farted in front of my boyfriend but he just said he liked my perfume...what??i thought he was being sarcastic then i realized it must have been a shamfoof
by CK3388 September 12, 2005
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Noob 2: OMFG YAH LAWL!
Pwner: STMFU you fucking queers!
Noob 2: OMFG YAH LAWL!
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by IceAgeMikey2 April 11, 2007
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