Dumber than a short haired red-head 

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

Dumber than a short haired red-head by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

National short haired womens day by blungoid June 17, 2023

hair shirt 

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

hair shirt by dstrube December 18, 2010

hair shorts 

a girls legs when they only shave below the knees. Often attributed to lazy poeple or dirty vegans.

That girl was hot. When I got her naked she was sporting hair shorts. Junk.

hair shorts by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
.

national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

short fat hairy legs by Tempestua December 4, 2004

hair shirt 

When a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. When the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.

'You're swimming with your shirt on?'

'That's my hair shirt asshole!'

hair shirt by Van Def May 17, 2005