Shmegma

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The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

Shmegma by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

Shmegma by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo

Shmegma by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025