Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Shmegma

Another word for crap or debris

He hasn’t taken a shower in weeks…he’s probably got shmegma built up all over his ass

by Rubber dukie July 21, 2021

Shmegma

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

Shmegma

Genital parmesean

Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo

by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025

shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

SHMEGMA

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025