shittest

The very pinnacle of being shitty, and when nothing can be any more shitty than what that person or thing is seen to be at that very moment.

Example in conversation:

Guy 1) "Did you hear Mike dumped Claire?"
Guy 2) "No way, when?"
Guy 1) "On the same day her dad died"
Guy 2) "Christ...that's the shittest thing ever"

by bumcheeks June 4, 2007

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Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.

Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.

by cammybuns June 19, 2010

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Shittertainment

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.

Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

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by Buster McGuiness August 26, 2014

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