shit bird

when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.

ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!

by Lewiville September 13, 2006

bird shit

a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.

yo cracka!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!

by Walter Muller May 14, 2006

Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 11, 2012

bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus February 01, 2022

bird shit

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.

by Mike718 April 08, 2008

bird shit

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009