shitting a brick

like freaking out on a nigg

"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"

by julian_boredom December 25, 2007

shit a brick

A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.

Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!

by Drake Aldan March 09, 2003

Shit a Brick

An item that is damaged beyond repair, or an item that dies/ceases to function without warning.

This morning on the way to work, my car "shit a brick"

by Lovesexy May 17, 2005

Shit a brick

When somthing bad happens and you are the person in trouble for it

"Dude all the teachers know that you keep your weed in the bathroom"

"awww are u kiddin me SHIT A BRICK

by NIKOLASI February 24, 2009

shit a brick

to abandon or run from away from something in fear of being caught.

That arsehole shit a brick! Waste him!

by Veebad March 02, 2004

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 05, 2004

shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014