shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

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Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.
Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss
by Meester Spud July 31, 2008
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Shabby Wag

The wife or girlfriend of a non league football player
Cor Richard Brodie's girlfriend is a hell of a shabby wag
by louielouie123 January 13, 2011
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Shabby Zulu

A person known for constructing, planning, or generally doing things half-assed.

The word is derived from an individual who performs tasks in a "shabby" manner. The suffix Zulu has added to define the "afro engineering" aspect said individual applies to most tasks/processes.
"I see Shabby Zulu decided to paint his car with Krylon."
by Pimpzilla April 05, 2005
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Shabby Limit

The limit for how shabby something may be.
Frank: You know, this sandwich is not too shabby.
John: I agree, it has reached its shabby limit.
by Gerret Clause September 22, 2012
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Shabby Chic

Something (maybe someone, i.e., Joan Collins) that's rather worn out/tattered yet has a touch of understated class.
Example of a shabby chic attire:

Slightly ratty but damn gorgeous Prada handbag, with a pair of Vivian Westwood slacks, and perhaps some frayed cashmere sweater.
by Cameron Stewart-Wilson II November 14, 2003
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Shabby Chic

A "style" invented by paint manufacturers to promote painting things then rubbing most of it back off, and people with no money who don't mind living with old crap battered furniture.
I love your shabby chic furniture, it looks so.... old and crap!
by TimmyRaa August 18, 2014
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