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Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee
"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"
by grassp February 17, 2021
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nut seize

She did a nut seize in the hot tub. I got nut seized in the hot tub.
by Pazzodonna October 24, 2020
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Siwa Seize

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.
Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 31, 2024
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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
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Size Kink

Being turned on/aroused at a distinct difference in size in comparison to your partner. Usually includes height, muscle size, penis size, and weight. It is generally used when referring to a submissive being turned on at being smaller than their partner, but goes both ways. (being turned on at your partner being smaller than you.)
Ugh, I've got a total size kink; I just go weak in the knees when he wraps his huge hands around my neck!
by sams winchesters July 15, 2018
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Itadaki Seieki

Itadaki Seieki is a really good hentai about a vampire girl who feeds off of the main character’s semen to survive
Person 1 : Have you ever watched Itadaki Seieki?
Person 2 : Bro I’ve nutted to that like seven times.
by cameldrift October 16, 2019
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