SDD or Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder is a mental illness which causes spontaneous and uncontrollable dabbing.

It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.

I suffer from SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder) by MagSwagg September 20, 2017

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SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.

John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009

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Song Deficient Disorder (SDD)

1. The disorder that causes a constant switching of songs while listening to a song or piece of music.

2. The inability to listen to a song or piece of music all of the way through.

3. The constant urge to change to another song before listening to a current song all the way through.

I could have really enjoyed that song if he hadn't changed it to the next one before it was even half of the way finished. He must have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD).

I hate listening to music with her. Her Song Deficient Disorder (SDD) gets on my nerves!

I think I have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD). I can't listen to a song more than a minute without feeling the urge to change it, even if I love the song.

Song Deficient Disorder (SDD) by twheel September 13, 2010

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