Scrat

A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.

“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”

by Tiddysquisher69 June 30, 2020

Scrat

A squirrel from the ice age movies, who is know for being obsessed with his nuts.

What is that thing!?
That is scrat. He is the reason the world is the way it is.

by Screw_Tarts February 18, 2019

Scrat

Scrat is the mixture between the noun rat and the adjective screb.

‘Oi you ,ya scrat’

by Boonybobble December 21, 2018

Scrat

The action of forcibly shoving your balls in your partners mouth when they have lock-jaw. Mimicking Scrat from Ice Age.

Scrat: (verb)

Person 1: Yo I want to Scrat that bitch so hard tonight.

——

Person 2: Oh My God, I hope I get scratted tonight.

by queefing queens November 17, 2021

scrat

for someone to do or say something completely randomly (out of the blue) for no-ones benefit, not event their own, (almost a change in personality). a scrat can appear controversial, and can either offend or humor, but possesses no worth.

a scrat can occur when driving calmly, then a sudden change takes place to an eratic mood.

by fergz November 08, 2007

Scrat

A name for a hamster that is dumb and has big balls.

"Wow, that hamsters a Scrat..."

by Monty Kaplinski July 11, 2008

Scrat

That fucking retarted rat thing from ice age.
Scrat has been known to be the cause of every extinction event ever.

"Hey, remember scrat from ice age?"
"Yes, he was fucking stupid."

by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim December 14, 2017