Scrandom

On xbl there are noobs, randoms and scrubs. SCRANDOM is a mix of a random + a scrub.

iMersioN: Damn that kids a colonel Grade BadKid.
BK: OMG im soo haxx if u wur gunna trY to oot BR meh id HAv secks With ur mum's dog!
Residue iz God: Ya he is a fuckin scrandom...

by Err0r 1 May 27, 2009

Tactical Straddle

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

by RDMC2 April 14, 2014

scrandie

possessing qualities of a scrub or shmuck... relatively new or hip if you will.

Hey broski... I'm throwin a party tonight! Invite the biddies... no scrandies allowed.

by The Broskiis July 5, 2011

straddle worthy

A man that has qualities that merit straddling.
Usually used by women to reference a man that is particularly appealing to them.
I totally coined this forever ago.. just sayin'.

Girl 1: I'm watching a 'Kyle XY' marathon.

Girl 2: Oh! Isn't Matt Dallas extremely straddle worthy?

by ktcm July 12, 2011

Shraddha

Also known as Shades, does shady stuff. Has a tough time comprehending satire.
She is short changed in the height department but is extremely adorable. Can also be called Bunns when the weather is right, notably before nightfall.

1. Sucha Shraddha thing to do!
2. That bunny is an absolute Shraddha when there's food around.

by The DBs June 21, 2017

bk scrandy

Short for Bad Kid Scrub Random. That one random kid on your team with you and your friends on a online game that sucks so bad they loose the game for you.

You can also say: bk scrandom

You: Why are we losing so bad?
Friend: Cuz we have this bk scrandy on our team. This kid sucks so bad.

Friend: Can we get a full party cuz I don't want some bk scrandy on our team.

by GrimmReefer31 June 23, 2010

straddle shit

Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.

Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.

by Ernie and Bert January 5, 2013