Stoner's Thumb

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.

"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"

by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

Stonergy

The word used to describe the miraculous feeling that occurs when someone has used marijuana and ingested caffeine (any form). Chemical balance of THC and Caffeine merge in the body, creating a euphoric energized and restless body-high mixed with a head-high. Can be used to counter-act the demotivating properties that some marijuana stains cause (specifically Indica or Indica dominate hybrid stains). Can also be used to amplify the energetic properties of Sativa stains of marijuana.

"I have so much Stonergy from smoking that joint and drinking a Red Bull. Lets go do something, anything..everything!"

by KTizzle42 May 8, 2013

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson

“She’s a Peach Scone”

by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

Stoner

a person who lights a spliff, sits back, and reads all the defintions for a stoner on this website and see how much of it actually applies to them. and then laughs at how true some of them are. now wheres the lighter.

gosh im such a stoner

by Tea-Bag December 9, 2008

stoner kid

A term commonly used by O-meister (see OG Mudbone) to describe someone who is possibly (but not exclusively) under the influence of marijuana. Or who is acting like a goddamn stoner kid.

-My shit smells like weed, i gotta stop smoking.
-Damn fool, you's a stoner kid.

by stonah kid July 20, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013