Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.
No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.
by Ziriken June 09, 2010
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the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.
the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.
by the_Hopper February 23, 2011
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Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥
by Jwiggles April 21, 2019
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You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm
by Pettyswap September 13, 2020
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Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.
"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."
by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019
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Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.
I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.
by Rowdypanda November 30, 2010
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Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.
Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.
by CrypticGirl April 18, 2011
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