British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

salad with dressing on the side

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.

Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!

by RS THE PIG June 19, 2018

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

by I. Wagner November 27, 2006

Dressing the Salad

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004