D.I.S.S.

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.

Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.

by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020

p.s/i.s 163

it means low on budget and the teachers who work in the school are retarded

MRS.saban: EvErYoNe in p.s/i.s 163 kNoWs aBoUt YoU GuYs
Everyone in 802: shut up avatar.

by Some guy at 163 January 22, 2019

I.S.S.

An acronym for In School Suspesion. It's a program based on the theory to stop kids from getting purposely suspended. In reality it fails, b/c kids still get purposely in there, the teacher doesn't enforce the rules, & it's used as a way to get out of class.

I constantly go to I.S.S. to deliver lunch, & the same kids are always in there & it's complete chaos.

by KingCool99 August 12, 2017

K.I.S.S.

Keep It Simple Stupid. Keep It Simple SexyKeep. It Simple Stud. Keep It Simple Shitty. Keep It Simple Shithole. Keep It Simple Sally. Keep It Simple Sarah. Keep It Simple Simon. Keep It Simple Slut.

Me and you, lets K.I.S.S.!

by J_Bomb June 23, 2007

S.i.S.

Shit is Situational.
(forum speak)

Person A: (When z1,) X > Y.
Person B: But when z2, Y > X!
Person C: *facepalm*C'mon guys, S.i.S.

by ShamayaXI September 12, 2009

I.S.S.

Imperial Star Ship

Prefix used by the Terran Empire; from the original Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror";

Computer: "...succeeded to command of I.S.S. Enterprise through assasination of...."

by WitnessX June 20, 2006