smart-sized 

A category of residential designs that have 401 sq. ft. to 700 sq. ft. of area.

With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.

smart-sized by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

smart skater 

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.

Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...

smart skater by Skater G June 27, 2020

Smart sleep 

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

Smart sleep by Phanda101 May 5, 2022

smart-stupid

The intelligence version of "skinny-fat". It is used for people who think they are really smart, but are actually fucking stupid.

I spent 6 hours calling 25 different veterinarians to find the "best" price for my cats spay and saved $25! I just need to drive to a different state.

Way to go, you're "smart-stupid".

smart-stupid by bluebananadogs June 5, 2015

smart school syndrome 

Also known as SSN for short. Is when you go to a school where there are a lot of smart people and they are not very attractive. The market for finding a hot girl is greatly dimished when your suffering from SSN. The other effect is that the hot smart girl is coveted by everyman at the school. This syndrome usually happens at prep school and colleges.

"Dude I thought you would have had a gf by now WTF!?," Response," Yo my school suffers from smart school syndrome, not a hottie in the bunch."

smart school syndrome by Robbi P January 11, 2009

smart smoking 

when its really cold someone takes a cigarette and starts to pretend smoking without lighting the cig. in fact the smoke that comes out the mouth is just steam, but it looks cool.

Greg is against smoking, but wanted to seem cool so he just started smart smoking and two chicks came around him.

smart smoking by AZ4life March 5, 2009

smart shit 

A stupid person dat sain summin dum so u call dem smart sh!t cuz u r being sarcastic!

Yo smart shit come over my house 2-morro.

smart shit by 561 Loka May 26, 2007