Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.

I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!

Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void

Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020

Viper's Bugloss 

Viper’s Bugloss is unusual as it is the name for two entirely different things:
1 A common European plant "Echium Vulgare" also known as Blueweed, which has rough, hairy leaves and the flowers start off pink but turn blue as they mature;
2 A European moth "Hadena Irregularis" which flies from July to August, believed extinct in the UK due to loss of habitat;
So despite sounding a bit sinister, it’s just the name of a couple of nature’s minor oddities.

"Oh look, Viper's Bugloss!"
"Which? The plant or the moth?"

Viper's Bugloss by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara

Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge by jmjdthmhnsl April 30, 2019

C's Meow 

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C's Meow, aka Smile, is Grumchub Bunbun's twinflame and lover. C Meow is the one and only person who Bunbun wanna spend the rest of her life with <3.

C Meow is kind, genuine and very sensitive to others' feelings. However, sometimes people take advantage and traumatized her. But this does not change the fact that C Meow deserves to be loved as much as the way she can love someone. Grumchub Bunbun hopes C Meow can always remember that and C Meow will always be Bunbun's most precious and irreplaceable treasure of her life.

Bunbun promises to love her forever.

Bunbun: You are my meow, C's meow, You’re my eternal flame ♡ ✧˖°
C Meow: You're mine forever. I love you.

C's Meow by Grumchub Bunbun April 15, 2021