hot runnies

Having an incredible case of the squirts and/or trots.

This could be due to an incredible weekend of Binge drinking and fast food, etc

"Ma'am we are out of toilet paper in the room, and I have an incredible case of the Hot Runnies."

by JHR December 3, 2007

funny runnies

Diarrhea. When a lot of shit comes out and it’s both solid and liquid. Usually accompanied by gurgling sounds and a foul stench.

I’m not sure if I should eat that 3rd burrito because I may get the funny runnies.

by JDubs85 June 1, 2018

renfield

person who consumes human blood or allows theirs to be consumed (or both), in the sad delusion that this brings them closer to becoming a vampire; also known as vampire wannabe.

He told his friends he was a vampire - but he was scared of the dark, not the light; just another renfield sucking blood for attention.

by Andrew Heenan January 3, 2009

runies

a group of people who are constantly playing runescape

fred:yo yo biatch, i need to check my email
darla: psh, no way. id be chillen in varrock wit my runies.

by "sharol" and "debbie" September 8, 2006

ruffie

Less common spelling of roofie, a tablet of the sedative flunitrazepam. Used for date rape.

She's had a roofie slipped in her drink.

by Spell September 30, 2004

Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.

No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.

by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011

high school rufie

Gin and Gatorade mixed together in a delicous and effective mixture.

I Always have some High school rufies in my white unmarked van.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky November 21, 2007