Rumspeak

Unintelligible garbabge that emits from the mouth of Donald Rumsfeld, former US Sectretary of Defense.

Example of Rumspeak: "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we do not know we don’t know."

by seven8522 October 31, 2009

Rumsfailed

Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerful military against a bunch of starving neighborhood thugs with counterfeit AKs and homemade bombs, and lost. Rumsfailed was able to achieve this fabulous result because he is a civilian businessman with no military experience, and ran the war as a business, trying to make money for his employers (General Dynamics, Halliburton, Carlisle Group), rather than actually trying to win or stabilize the country.

Rumsfailed says:
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."

"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."

by Lt. Dungheap May 11, 2006

rumsfeld

Alternative for the offensive term "retard."

You're so stupid - are you some kind of rumsfeld?

by SerenityNow June 24, 2007

Donald Rumsfailed

Donald Rumsfeld (get it, because he failed).

Set phasers to fail, it's Donald Rumsfailed

by Lt. Dungheap May 18, 2006

Donald Rumsfailed

Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerful military against a bunch of starving neighborhood thugs with counterfeit AKs and homemade bombs, and lost. Rumsfailed was able to achieve this fabulous result because he is a civilian businessman with no military experience, and ran the war as a business, trying to make money for his employers (General Dynamics, Halliburton, Carlisle Group), rather than actually trying to win or stabilize the country.

Donald Rumsfailed says:
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."

"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."

by Lt. Dungheap May 11, 2006

donald rumsfeld

idiot, murderer,lieing bastard

see bush, idiot and murderer

by Nick June 7, 2003

Rumsfeld

To torture someone; to wipe the ass with U.N. laws, such as the Geneva Conventions.

Those people got rumsfeld even when they may not have been guilty

by Zam May 30, 2004