rumpledumpskin

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

by djsolr December 11, 2009

rumpy-pumpy

(UK) heterosexual intercourse

fancy a bit of the ol' rumpy-pumpy me dear?

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Rumpled Fore Skin

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007

Rumplesquat

A handsome young man who is unafraid of glancing at the female companions of large, brutal gangsters and yardies

Aye guy, kiss me teeth, that Rumplesquat Mo' Fo' was eyeing up my woman, I's going to bust a cap in he ass

by Andross1978 April 18, 2008

rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

by digro32 April 8, 2010

Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013