tub and rub

When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.

"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."

by robzilla85 November 22, 2013

Poke and Rub

Rubbing a girl's sholders well penatrating her from behind.

Giving a massage well banging a girl from behind aka the poke and rub.

by Paul Quarterpounder August 25, 2006

tuck and rub

the proper response to 'thank you' from a cashier or waiter at a specific kind of café or establishment. It involves untucking pants, and rubbing a specific object.

Example One
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.

by Pcydunim July 28, 2023

Rise and Rub

When you wake up in the morning and jerk off

I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.

by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse

A tub and rub will change your day

by Acingangels December 3, 2019

Fuck and Rub

shagging a girl while shes on and rubbing the blood into her bumhole and using it as lube

While Making Love to A girl while she is on her period, the male proceeds to rub the blood into the girls ass, therefore using it as a lubricant to fuck that booty

Ben: how could you fuck her, i thought she was on her period
Tom: gave her the old fuck and rub innit
Ben: beast!
Alex: niiice!

by TomBenAlex March 20, 2008