Revision

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

by Steds April 15, 2009

relationship revision

When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.

George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.

George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.

Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??

by Veranda Collingwood October 18, 2010

revision

a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

Revision Wank

When you're revising surface anatomy and you see boobs which causes you to go on porn and wank.

"I had to revise last night but it just led to a revision wank"

by superdude3435 May 11, 2010

Revision

A code word to use for masturbating, more generally acceptable to use in public

I do a lot more revision the closer it gets to tests... it helps the stress

by RiHi August 23, 2014

revision

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

by bob January 13, 2005

revisionist history

When people, with the benefit of years (or generations) of hindsight and typically with ulterior motive, try to rewrite history as it originally occurred.

1) "The Holocaust was media sensationalism. Assuming it even happened, it was exaggerated and is revisionist history.

2) "Alabama was National Champions of College in 1941, per the Houlgate Poll. And became revisionist history in 1983 thanks to UA SID Wayne Atcheson, who'd go on to be author a fantastic biography about Jay Barker." citation needed

by Ray Ray Perkins January 11, 2013