Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014

Rostered

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.

"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"

by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014

Roster tailing

When you are pooping and vomiting simultaneously

Man, every time I eat at Chipotle I end up roster tailing

by Rooster master January 30, 2017

Top of the roster stuff

Anyone who does what they want due to reaching the top of any given roster.
One who doesn't care about consequences due to obtaining top status of a roster

That guy does what he wants when he wants, thats that top of the roster stuff I'm talking about.

Wheres he at? I don't know, he's at the top of the roster, he does what he wants

by totrkos October 13, 2018

roster height

Common term used by athletes that means adding two inches onto true height.

“Yoooo Jared said he’s 6 foot”
“We all know that’s his roster height he’s only 5’10”

by Growupbro January 25, 2024

Rostered

Like roasted but more savage

Jerome- “boiiiii your eyes are closer together than two peas in a pod you goofy ass lookin ass bitch”

Deondre- “Rostered!!!”

by Big Boooty Judy! March 19, 2018

Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025