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roman candle 

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.
" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"
roman candle by bosse September 16, 2005

Roman Candle 

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
Roman Candle by rebby1313 June 28, 2021

roman candle 

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
roman candle by jef weulard October 16, 2021

Roman candle 

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’
Roman candle by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021

roman candle fight

It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.
Nick just got his finger blown off in a roman candle fight just now.

roman candle assplosion 

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."