ROLF

Originally meant to be ROFL, which stands for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing", it gradually turned into ROLF because it rolls off the tongue easier.

ROLF. The fuck is that? It's so funny.

by SilveradoColorado January 31, 2019

ROLF

Rolling On Laughing Floor

THe floor is laughing while we are rolling on it

by ELyse November 5, 2004

rolf

that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy

edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy

by poopfaceeeeeeeee August 25, 2014

Rolfed

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008

Rolf!

The noise you make when you slip on ice in a parking lot, but don't quite fall.

I can't wait to get the new...Rolf!

by Evan O'Day June 18, 2010

[rolf]

rolled on the laughing floor

we were on e then billy rolfed

by sexy tyme August 15, 2007