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rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.
HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner
by CFCB7 July 1, 2014
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Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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im rock hard

WHEN YO DICK HARD
by Kufan81 April 14, 2022
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Dwayne rock hard johnson

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white
Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?
by Vector X3 November 7, 2020
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real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009
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I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole
I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u
by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021
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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
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