robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

Robbing the conversation

When a complete asshole takes over a private conversation already in progress an ignores one of the people previously in the conversation.

If one does this to his friends, he will soon have none.

Jason is hanging out with Seth and Brad and just talking about whatever. John comes in and starts talking about other shit that Jason isn't a part of, forcing him out of the conversation.

Eventually, Seth and Brad catch on that he is robbing the conversation and they beat the snot out of John.

by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010

Robbing the Holstein

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Creche-robbing

The pilfering of a Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene or Creche.

The alleged Creche-robbing occurred on Christmas Even from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

robbing the cradle

Get them before the hair does.

Most of the 20 something guys that hit on the girls 15 and younger, because they're easy.

by RevStan January 8, 2004

Robbing the Bank

When you pull a simple ATM transfer (ass to mouth) using one girls ass and another girls mouth, without telling the other girl where your dick previously was. The ultimate ATM combo

Female: Eww your dick smells like ass

Male: Thats right bitch, im robbing the bank. Now shut up and lick that shit clean

by vnvxvnv February 25, 2010

Robbing

To drink as much water as humanly possible, in place of alcohol.

Wow that guy is really robbing under that waterfall...... what a pussy

by plane guy November 16, 2018