roachweiler

A cross between a roach and a rottweiler. An extremely skillful, mythical creature that is mysterious and can survive most anything.

The roachweiler nearly attacked when it was provoked, but was able to escape by relaxing with a pedicure.

by TamCam January 8, 2009

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Roach Gigz

Rapper from the Bay Area.

That dude Roach Gigz got gas, they be slappin his songs everywhere brah.

by This Is The Truth Cousin March 20, 2009

Diva Roach

A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.

etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach

Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.

Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?

by MAV28 April 23, 2014

Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.

Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most fun to find.

by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.

Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!

by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011