ristl

the best parent that will ever live even if they do not have a child yet. They are beautiful without makeup.

ristl is beautiful without makeup

by F13STY_P0RC1P1N3 July 1, 2022

The Ristoles

The Ristoles is a sex act that involves two guys, a can of whip cream, handcuffs, and a motorcycle helmet. One guy will put on the helmet then proceed to handcuff the other guy to the bed post. He will then put whip cream on the other guy's penis and perform a blowjob for exactly 30 minutes then leave because his 3rd break is over and must go back to the production floor.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? Why did you suddenly leave, JC?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, that's just me pulling my signature move; the Ristoles! ;)

by DJ_Stone October 28, 2019

Ristell

Another word for retarted crack head and depressed :)

Omg, damn Ristell you dumb.

by Cristelleee May 30, 2020

Rister

Lee Shizzarp's little big sister

Rister came home and said hi to Lee

by Paco November 1, 2004

Risela

Nickname of a person known on deviantart.com and fanfiction.net as Dragon-of-Quelthalas. Her World of Warcraft character, Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion character, Dragonfable character, Invader Zim fan character, and pet cat bear this name.

Risela level 85 draeneii hunter ~ World of Warcraft
Risela Bloodsinger level 76 khajiit battlemage ~ Oblivion
Risela Nightsong level 35 soul weaver ~ Dragonfable
Risela or Ris ex-invader of irken empire, mage, shapeshifter ~ Invader Zim fancharacter
Risela black cat with yellow eyes and white paws ~ cat

by Dragon-of-Quelthalas April 13, 2011

Cer-riste!

Pronounced as it is spelt, used to express shock or bewilderment, like Christ but without the blasphemy.

Girl: I'm pregnant and you are the father.
Boy: Cer-riste!

by actimel December 5, 2006

christine rishell

1: Proof that Californians can have a heart; as long as it resides in Texas.
2: A Bad Bitch

1: Christine Rishell is one hell of a friend!

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 November 10, 2020