Rikered

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked

I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease

by Prole Hole October 10, 2011

ringer

Any type of contestant in a game who is entered in order to cheat. For example, a professional bowler who plays in an amateur bowling match.

You lost because you were up against a ringer.

by sevenhn December 30, 2005

rim ringer

A fart that is so forceful it stings your asshole upon release; typically caused from your butt cheeks being pressed together very tightly.

I was laying in bed and gave myself the worst rim ringer. I was in tears.

by Ellen D. November 20, 2022

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019